Banter is the last thing I want from a coffee machine. Yet here we are | Adrian Chiles

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Banter is the last thing I want from a coffee machine. Yet here we are | Adrian Chiles

I don’t need full-colour pictures of cappuccinos and definitely not congratulatory messages with my favourite cup. Give me terse clarity, pleaseI want to take a sledgehammer to my new coffee machine. It works very well.…

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